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Ten years of automation software, trusted by hundreds of online stores. Now I automate busywork for any business.

I make repetitive work run on its own. Your team gets their time back.

The Automation Retainer takes the routine work your team repeats by hand, moving data between systems, drafting replies, rewriting the same kind of thing over and over, and sets it up to run on its own, so their time goes to the work that actually needs them.

Built with one goal: help your team get more done.

150+ automations running right now

850,000+ automated updates in the last 30 days

99% success rate

The deal

Builds are free

No setup fee, ever. Every automation I build for you is included in the retainer.

See it running before you pay

Your first automation goes live in about 7 days. You watch it run for a full week after it ships, and only then does the first charge happen.

Can't automate it? You never pay

If I can't deliver your first automation as agreed at kickoff, you never pay a dollar. The risk stays on my side.

Nothing I build is a hostage

Your data and your accounts remain yours, always accessible to you, even if we part ways. Nothing turns off when I leave.

The retainer is month to month, cancel anytime. What you're buying is a queue that clears itself: your team starts the morning with the routine work already done, and I have spent ten years making sure it stays that way.

How it works

  1. 1

    Book a 15-minute call

    Tell me the routine your team repeats by hand: the replies, reports, or updates they do every day.

  2. 2

    I build it, free

    Your first automation goes live in about 7 days. You watch it run for a full week after go-live before you are charged anything.

  3. 3

    It runs on its own

    I monitor every automation and fix problems proactively, usually before you notice. Email support, answered within 24 hours, is part of the retainer.

  4. 4

    Ask for the next one

    Request the next automation whenever you're ready, handled one active build at a time. Cancel anytime, month to month.

Who this is not for

You want a one-time build.

I only take on work I'll also be running. If you want something built once and handed over, a project freelancer will serve you better.

The work is different every time.

I automate routines: work with clear steps that repeat. If every case needs fresh judgment, that judgment should stay with your people, and I'll tell you so on the call.

You want fewer people, not freer people.

My goal is a team that gets more done. If the plan is a smaller team, I'm not the fit.

You need someone on call.

I answer email within 24 hours, usually much faster. If your operation needs same-day, on-call support, I'm not there yet.

I already do this every day

For ten years, hundreds of online stores have used my software to automate their busiest work. This service brings that same operation to any business, whatever you sell.

150+
automations running right now
850,000+
automated updates pushed in the last 30 days
99%
run success rate
10+ years
running automations in production
"Thanks for saving us a week's worth of manual work in a flash!"
FAR OUT FAB
"Well worth the money. Saves us hours per week and always works."
Star Tool Inc
"It has saved our company so much time and money."
GrovTec

Real reviews from businesses that run on my automations.

Who you're working with

I'm Chris, a staff software engineer. For the last ten years I've run the automations behind the numbers above: more than 150 running right now, at a 99% success rate, for businesses that depend on them every day. Alongside that, I build integrations and workflow systems for enterprise software, work I've been doing, and sharpening, for over a decade, for everyone from small businesses to Fortune 100 companies. This service is me doing that same work for your business, directly.

FAQ

Who pays for the AI and the other tools?

You do, directly. Every account involved, the AI, the automation platform, and the tools you already use, stays in your name and on your card. For AI usage, you and I set a hard monthly spending cap together, so there are no surprises. What you pay me for is making those tools do the work together, on their own.

What happens if we cancel?

Nothing turns off. All automations live in accounts you own; I simply remove my own access and everything stays right where it was. What you lose is me: the watching, the fixing, and the next build.

What counts as one automation?

One routine, handled start to finish: something happens (an email arrives, a file lands, a morning rolls around), the busywork gets done, and the result lands where it should. "Summarize the overnight orders and email it to me" is one automation. "Run my whole order process" is several, and I build them one at a time until it is. Adjusting an automation I already built for you is not a new automation; that is maintenance, and it is included.

See your first automation running before you pay a dollar.

One 15-minute call. First automation live in about 7 days. Cancel anytime.